I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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