Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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