Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
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She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Randomize