Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
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Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
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I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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