Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
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My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
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I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
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I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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