If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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