i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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