In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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