he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
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just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
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she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Randomize
