I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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