Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
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And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
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He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I need a beard to bite.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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