I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
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Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
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she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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