NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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