so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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