maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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