im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
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I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
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I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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