the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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