apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
