My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
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My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
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Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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