she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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