omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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