I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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