So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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