After last night, I could never be a politician.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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