i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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