Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
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well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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