I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
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You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
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My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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