plz talk dirty to me
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
