Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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