My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
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