Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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