just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
