i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I just gift wrapped bread.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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