Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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