too bad you live with your parents still
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
