I feel great
I just peed on a car
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
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there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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