I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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