If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
So. Much. Porn.
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