Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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