I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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