Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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