i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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