One girl and one boy is just not enough.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Damn victory sex feels great
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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