Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
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