Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
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This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
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Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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