Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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