i wish there were pregnant emoticons
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
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Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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