idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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