I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Randomize