I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
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Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
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Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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