There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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