Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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