It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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