I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
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The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
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I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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