You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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