I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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