Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
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I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
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what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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