i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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